dear people.

i just blew up the microwave and almost gave myself a heart attack doing it.

All i wanted to do was heat up my chai tea

I like to watch the cup go round... but then the side of the microwave burst into flames and there was an electric buzzing noise and smoke and a terrible smell that i will never forget.

It's an inbuilt microwave so i couldn't pull out the cord.
I ran outside and right around my house to try turn off the mains.
i don't know how to do that and only turned off the garage power.

Eventually after the two minutes were up it stopped and the flames went away. I ran over to it and grabbed the cup and threw it in the sink.

i slammed the door and my sister from england called me and i felt too silly to tell her what had happened. i felt mean cos i rushed her off the phone then i called my dad to tell him.

he laughed cos i was so scared .

i was shaking for 10 minutes afterwards.

no chai tea for me.

it probably didn't help that me and my friends had had a super fun alcoholic time last night and probably subconsciously feeling the effects of vodka and UDLs.

my shittwin (my nickname for her which takes a bit of explaining) cried because she loves us all so much it was very cute. i think we have a video of it. We love you too, hun.

in other news:
- i have finished my exams and year eleven.
- i begin a bridging thing for year 12 next week
- i am in every class (6) with my shittwin next year besides tutorgroup
- i have way too many pretty dresses.
- i have no work for two months
- i need to fix my hair after i cut it bad (oops)
- i bought owl bling
- i love my drunken singing and dancing .. i want to film it to make me happy when i'm sad
- my family is coming from england in like two weeks yay
- i might be going to Sydney yay
- my friend has a boyfriend and they are adorable together
- i'm not sick anymore
- i'm scared of cows .. especially at like 2 in the morning in the dark
- i'm in love with anchors and hearts and owls and spots and strpies and patterns in general
- it is the holidays so soon
- my shitfriends (another nickname) don't have much of a social life outside our little group but that's okay because we all love each other. we don't need people all the time although it's fun sometimes.



there's many more things i want to add but maybe i should stop

fare thee well

i hope you enjoy my ramblings

jenna x

p.s. i love my conversations with friends when i'm drunk
me -'i swear to jesus.. not that i believe in jesus.. what do i believe in? .. Kate Moss!!.. she is one fucking hot bitch..

nick -shes a crackwhore

me -what i'm not a crackwhore!

nick - no she is

me- i'm a she!